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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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Two twins make a King.

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He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u