Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

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GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Why did King Kong join the army?

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies