Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!