Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies