What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

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What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!