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What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.