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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.