Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.