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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.