What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.