Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.