What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.