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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.