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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.