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What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

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What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.