Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Start from scratch!
Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
So he could "get a long little doggy".
Because they were only a quideach
Crimea River
A visit from the university board of ethics.
The eggrolled
A crusty asian
Peter Wok
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Wat-heirlooms.
They're both crushed-asians
