Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

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Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

What is China's favorite ice cream flavor?

Licorice

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Who gets saved?

America

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.