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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane