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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!

Pepperoni Jokes More Pepperoni Jokes

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.