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Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.