Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.