Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.