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Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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What do you call a flying bus?

Bus Lightyear...

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

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What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.