Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!