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Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a turlte that flies?

A shellocopter. damn homies

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo