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What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels