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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

App Jokes More App Jokes

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.