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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

App Jokes More App Jokes

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"