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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

App Jokes More App Jokes

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.