What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

App Jokes More App Jokes

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.