What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

App Jokes More App Jokes

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.