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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

App Jokes More App Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag