What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.