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What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being