What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

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What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit?

A Dreddit!

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What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke