Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!