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Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!