Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.