Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.