Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.