Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret