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Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.