Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

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Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

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Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.