Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change

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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.