Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

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Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.