Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.