Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.

Why does no one trust victoria?

Because victoria has secrets.

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!