Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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What did the corn say when it was complimented?

Aww, shucks!

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.