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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other