Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other