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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What's the capital of Brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Why does no one trust victoria?

Because victoria has secrets.

Corn Field Jokes More Corn Field Jokes

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.