Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a green cow in a field?

Invisibull.

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

Corn Farmer Jokes More Corn Farmer Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.