What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of Polystyrene?

A plastic parrot!

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.