What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.