What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.