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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.