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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!