What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

Previous Random Joke Next

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.