Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.