He was turning things over in his mind.
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
A. They really raised Cain.
A fumble bee!
Canteloupe
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
For the watch!
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
On a piece rate.