Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!