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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.