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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.