How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd