How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!