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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.