Boil the hell out of it.
She was taking god's name in vein.
A religious movement!
Holy water!
A religious movement.
You boil the hell out of it
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Knee-mail
He might Pikachu.
A turkey.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
The veins
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Because Jesus saves.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
God bless America.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
There was a lot of reposting to do
