Boil the hell out of it.
She was taking god's name in vein.
A religious movement!
Holy water!
A religious movement.
You boil the hell out of it
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
The harder you hit them the more English you get.
Because all the politicians are in hell.
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
No, I'm dead serious.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.
A condom.
Papal
It was a bad habit.
A roamin' Catholic.*