Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu