Why can't you take a shower with a Poké...

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?