What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's