What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Itune Jokes More Itune Jokes

What's the Pope iTunes play-list name?

Pray-list.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

W Jokes More W Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w