What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.