He force quit.
Pray-list.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
For throwing out all the w's.
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
A bat mat.
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
Using imperial units.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Germany/Brazil/2016
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
Santa stops at three Ho's
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
