He force quit.
Pray-list.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
I put the wrong socks on today.
She threw out all the W's.
He threw out the W's
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
So they know where to stop shaving.
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
He wanted to make a clean getaway
May the force e-with you.
He felt his presents.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
He responds, "One note at a time."
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Im a fungi
Durian durian! im sorry
