Itune Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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What's the Pope iTunes play-list name?

Pray-list.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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W Jokes More W Jokes

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters