Itune Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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What's the Pope iTunes play-list name?

Pray-list.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

M Jokes More M Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)