Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

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Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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