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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.