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Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....