I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
Because it dampens their souls!!!!
New Ears Eve
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
He Glocks in
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
A submarine
Seamen.
Five after one.
Because i put on the wrong socks.
Garden hose.
The Earth's crust is on the outside.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
May the forth be with you
They don't have wives
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.