Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What are you doing today?

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Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.