1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
The spermutations.
They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
Because she grew another foot.
In case they get a hole in one!
It was Nervous
It doesn't matter.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
You meet new people every day.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
To get the Yolk Rite.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Abraham Lincoln.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.