Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Why did the sperm cross the street?

Because i put on the wrong socks.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...?

May the forth be with you

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.