Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What are you doing, idiot?

Me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.