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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.