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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.