Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!