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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."