What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango