What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango