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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar