Skinning the vegan.
Because nothing gets under their skin.
A leperd
Foreskin. Budam tss
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
I'm just asking for a friend)
A hue man.
A carpet.
Maybe it's maple leaf.
Au-burn
A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain
Rap Music
You Blink Your Eyes.
Oinkment.
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Evo-lotion.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Because they get under your skin.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
Pore resolution
Please step out of the vehicle sir.
A Suhhh Dude
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
The ground!
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
Cello?
Airtel 4G girl.
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!
In case you get a hole in one!
The games take 3 months to play!
He got in treble.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
A minor.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
