Skinning the vegan.
Because nothing gets under their skin.
A leperd
Foreskin. Budam tss
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
I'm just asking for a friend)
A hue man.
A carpet.
Maybe it's maple leaf.
Au-burn
A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain
Rap Music
You Blink Your Eyes.
Oinkment.
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Evo-lotion.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Because they get under your skin.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
Pore resolution
Please step out of the vehicle sir.
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!
Stirring it.
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
A skeleTON.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.
They take the psychopath.
Take the psychopath!!
It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...
They both went a little batty.
Because the steaks were too high!
Namaste
Nana boo boo
Tony
