Because nothing gets under their skin.
A leperd
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
I'm just asking for a friend)
A hue man.
Maybe it's maple leaf.
Au-burn
A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain
Oinkment.
Evo-lotion.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Because they get under your skin.
Pore resolution
I rack.
He was told not to play with his food.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
There's twenty of them.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Can't they just get taller women
Disney Movies still touch kids
An emo-g
A rehearsal
We'll have to rehearse that.
Unemployed
A spider!
No pun in ten did!
To boldly go where no man has been before!