Skinning the vegan.
Because nothing gets under their skin.
A leperd
Foreskin. Budam tss
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
I'm just asking for a friend)
A hue man.
A carpet.
Maybe it's maple leaf.
Au-burn
A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain
You Blink Your Eyes.
Oinkment.
Evo-lotion.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Because they get under your skin.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
Pore resolution
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"
They both enjoy handshakes.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
The psychopath
Psychopaths are fun at parties.
He kept on and on about his mateys.
Good question.
Bison
Because they don't even know if they believe.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
His lucky people's foot!
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Asking for my two year old.
