How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!