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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "