She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Slow down and maybe use some lube...
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!
