She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
Because he just watched his mom get plowed.
Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
A suuh dude!
Caw dude
