How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.