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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.