Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!