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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house