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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men