Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house