Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

More satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!