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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Square Meal Jokes More Square Meal Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.