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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.