Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.