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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Square Meal Jokes More Square Meal Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.