Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows sit on?

Couches

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Square Meal Jokes More Square Meal Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.