Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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He waits for it at the next stop.

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Moostard

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A milkshake!

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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They both applied to UT Austin

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.