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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes More Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.