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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz.

Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes More Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

Challenger Jokes More Challenger Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.