What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes More Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.