What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes More Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Challenger Jokes More Challenger Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----