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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes More Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach