Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

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Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream