Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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What is the political correct term for hipster?

Conjoined twins.

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.