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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

Mainstream Jokes More Mainstream Jokes

Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream