Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Mainstream Jokes More Mainstream Jokes

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.