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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Mainstream Jokes More Mainstream Jokes

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream