Mainstream Jokes

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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Where does one drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

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How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Tributary Jokes More Tributary Jokes

Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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A-lou-AK-bar.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.