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Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream