How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.