Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

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What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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Where does one drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.