How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.