How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.