Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.