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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!