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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?