How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!