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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What's a tiger?

A stri-ped!

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!