How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this