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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...