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What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

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What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio