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What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

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What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap