How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!