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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

Seor Manager

Russian Soldier Jokes More Russian Soldier Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.