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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.