How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.