How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

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How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.