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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!