What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

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What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!