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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Counting Crows

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What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

What does Mike Tyson do after 10pm?

He thlides into your DMth.

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!