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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

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Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!