What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

What's got four legs and no ears?

Mike Tyson's dog.

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!