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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.