What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.