What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Why are you hitting that spider?

Wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir