What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

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What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law?

A small medium at large

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.