What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Inherit Jokes More Inherit Jokes

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir