What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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Disburse!

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After the ring, you wake up!

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Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.