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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.