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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.