What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.