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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.