How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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How did the bucket's mom know he was sick?

He was a little pail.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!