How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Who wins the election?

America.

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!