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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.