How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Short Cut Jokes More Short Cut Jokes

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!