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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.