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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!