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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.