Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.