Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.