Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!