Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.