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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Who's there! Barber! Barber who?

Barberd wire!