How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs.