How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs.

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A fridge with a denim jacket on

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He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs.