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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..