A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
A fridge with a denim jacket on.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
You mustard be joking!
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
It's all out of eggs.
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
She saw the salad dressing.
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Please say a year.
In case she wanted black coffee.
Elvis Parsley
They are for those who don't drink!
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
They Can Both fly except the fridge.
A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
A fridge with a denim jacket on
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
No, Woman, no pie.
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
A fridge --
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
A knock-knocktopus.
One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
Reindeer are the ones that fly.
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly
Tweets.
A landmine.
Pants
Because he wanted just ice.
They are both in bread.
There's a little bit too much grayvy.
Just waiting for Ronaldo
He forgot his Loggins
