A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
A fridge with a denim jacket on.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
You mustard be joking!
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
It's all out of eggs.
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
She saw the salad dressing.
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Please say a year.
In case she wanted black coffee.
Elvis Parsley
They are for those who don't drink!
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
They Can Both fly except the fridge.
A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
A fridge with a denim jacket on
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
No, Woman, no pie.
A fridge --
Starbucks
Rep Tiles
A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Because they want to.
Denim Denim Denim.
Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
He usually flies twice as high.
Make sure one is a match!
The punchlines are too long.
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
The letter P.
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
