A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
A fridge with a denim jacket on.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
You mustard be joking!
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
It's all out of eggs..
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
She saw the salad dressing.
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Please say a year.
In case she wanted black coffee.
Elvis Parsley
They are for those who don't drink!
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
They Can Both fly except the fridge.
A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
A fridge with a denim jacket on
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
No, Woman, no pie.
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
A fridge --
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.
Because it was dead.
Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC
There's a little bit too much grayvy.
Half a measure.
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Paraffin and matches.
Close the door! I'm dressing!
He wanted cold cuts.
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
Sycamore trees!
On duck tape!
Cuz they're always flockin' around
