A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
A fridge with a denim jacket on.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
You mustard be joking!
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
It's all out of eggs.
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
She saw the salad dressing.
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Please say a year.
In case she wanted black coffee.
Elvis Parsley
They are for those who don't drink!
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
They Can Both fly except the fridge.
A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
A fridge with a denim jacket on
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
No, Woman, no pie.
A fridge --
Because he is lying.
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
Hey.. you're looking fly
King Koncord.
Rhinos R Us
Fill up the tank
They both are ajar.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
TLDR
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!
