A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
A fridge with a denim jacket on.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
You mustard be joking!
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
It's all out of eggs..
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
She saw the salad dressing.
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Please say a year.
In case she wanted black coffee.
Elvis Parsley
They are for those who don't drink!
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
They Can Both fly except the fridge.
A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
A fridge with a denim jacket on
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
No, Woman, no pie.
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
A fridge --
There's a little bit too much grayvy.
Good buy.
Shoplifting
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
Because a and b shells are too small.
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
His left hook.
A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
You're spoiled!
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
A pool table.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.
Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...
Because he was sitting on the deck!
