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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket