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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.