What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.