What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.