What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!