Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.