What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...