What do ghosts like about riding horses?

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.